Delaney sells hot dirt.

After it’s been shaped and glazed, of course. When she’s not making pottery, she enjoys appearing on podcasts and being a local microcelebrity. She loves puns. She posts her ceramics adventures on Instagram @littleclaybug.

Chandler was a free-range child.

And it shows. He’s a giant nerd, has strong opinions, and hates puns.

Should you listen to us about anything?

No!

Isn’t this a bit cringe?

Yes!

Why are you doing this?